CommitCrimes

Your git habits, prosecuted

2 votes·1 comment·Jun 2, 2026

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Paste any GitHub handle and CommitCrimes prosecutes it for crimes against version control: force-pushing to main, forty commits that say "fix", 3am pushes, repos left for dead. You get charges, a sentence, a shareable rap-sheet mugshot, and a README badge. Run yourself, your tech lead, or Linus Torvalds.